What strikes me most here is that Bella is a victim of the Cullen clan, but so is Edward, and of course Rosalie. And it's even more boring than they both are, because they have no personality whatsoever. First 200 pages: "I like you, Edward! Yes I've been corrupted. Care must be taken to ensure you don't swallow any gas or inhale any vapors. Has anyone heard any press on this book yet?? The narration is unexciting, dragging, and redundant. She constantly wonders why edward, a 100-year old domineering vampire, wants her. I like fast cars i like bad hors festivals. When we got to school, edward's well-muscled chest walked me to english class. I'm not even sure if there's romance at all. I've been told that there are more, but those are the two that really bugged me.
I wish I could pretend to be better than this book and unsusceptible to its charm and genuinely exist at superhuman levels of judgment and clarity and coolness, as per usual. Twilight: New Moon: Eclipse: I personally love the Eclipse one. I like fast cars. Did not finish them, not for irony's sake or for amusement's sake or as some kind of amulet to ward off kind-hearted Twimoms that would encourage me with "they get better! " You are not a victim.
Un-fucking-believable. She could have simply used 'showy' or 'flamboyant', but it just had to be ostentatious. I thought there was potential for me to completely hate it, but i could also see myself still enjoying it. Although all women have unique tastes, many seem to like cars that make a statement such as powerful truck, sleek sports cars or even a new electric hybrid for the environmentally sensitive girls out there. They're made for each other! Uh-uh onnn, uh uh-uh I'mmmm. I have such deeply fond memories of Twilight and while rereading it has made me see a lot more of the issues with the text, it also has continued to be so much FUN. All because Eddie doesn't like her. If girls want a romantic, conflicted vampire/human romance, they should go watch the firs three seasons of Buffy -- not only is there the dark, mysterious, conflicted vampire, but the girl he's in love with can kick some serious ass all on her own. Then she sighed and glaced guiltily over her shoulder at the big, round clock on the Really, Renee?! And Carlisle, his attacker, is now his sole benefactor, the puppeteer of a collection of ageless marionettes that obey his authority over their household. Bella has all the emotional maturity of a 32-year-old and that's just not remotely believable. Gone - I ride on chrome.
Chorus: Khan and Tracy]. Like I said before, I'm a big vampire fan. I don't believe you for a second that you didn't enjoy it if you happened to have ratings and long rants about the following books. This man's man truck with serious utility will show her that you Get 'er Done. Carlisle professes not to have given in to his baser instincts, but the truth may be that he did, not by killing but with a cultivated community of psychological torture. Freak hoes freak hoes let your mother fuckin knees touch your elbows. 1Understand the danger of gasoline poisoning. Edward- Okay, this boy is just way too possessive and stalkerish (it is not romantic of him to sneak into Bella's room and watch her sleep!