In Dragon Age: Inquisition 's multiplayer mode, the Elementalist has an original way to focus his teammates' attentions on a specific enemy. Your mother spins tea-cozies! The Abridged Series gives us the variant, "Your mother plays card games in hell! The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart: Rasmoulian: You glutton. 75 Sweet Things To Say To Your Mom To Make Her Smile. "A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother? ' The Musical song, Ninja Ropes: - Dragon Ball Z Abridged: - When Freeza's Mooks discuss their terrible aim: Freeza Goon A: Damn, man, you couldn't hit the broad side of a space barn!
In My Little Mages: The Nightmare's Return, during Nightmare Moon's assault on Magiville: Nightmare Moon: Is this how thou treat all visiting royalty? In the third book of Hank the Cowdog, Hank and his nieces and nephews start a verbal war with a mother cat and her kittens. Subverted in a Guardians of the Galaxy comic, where Rocket greets an alien shopkeeper by asking "Did your mom like the crabs I gave her? " In Turning Red, Tyler insults Mei's mother when she refuses to entertain his party guests any further. I do not want wishing stars. Rhett: Yo Mama is so pleasant that instead of sweating her body emits a continuous gentle breeze! Short Circuit: - "Hey, Laser Lips! Jennifer: No she does not! You are everything for me. White Chicks has a full-blown "yo' momma" fight. Mothers are the epitome of unconditional love and care. What to say when someone says your mom called. Ur mom gay " is a semi-joke, it shouldn't driectly provoke normal people but some snowflakes may get insulted. From Halo: Combat Evolved: "I would've been yo' daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!
I had a nice lance that she sat upon. You know who else leads to violence and horror?! When Uub refuses to step into the ring with Goku because of stage fright, Goku tries to motivate him by insulting his family: Goku: Hey, yo' momma's so fat, cows moo at her! Oh no, I'm sorry, it was your sister. How to reply to your mom jokes. Barenaked Ladies' "Enid" inexplicably starts with the sound of a radio tuning into a Depeche Mode sounding guy singing "The silence/The terror/The pain/The horror/As your mom comes downstairs. " Sarge's response implies that she really was in the Army: Sarge: I didn't know he knew Mom. "The only reason I don't slaughter you with my bare teeth, T'Greth, is that your brain is obviously addled from a century of inbreeding. Star Trek The Captains Oath: In an encounter with a Klingon vessel, the captain sneers at Kirk's age, making a crack about human mothers. I know someone who can help. From The Cat in the Hat: Chef Cat: You're not just wrong, you're stupid!
Then silence is suspicious. I expected better from you. You are the kindest and most thoughtful person I have ever met. What to say when someone says your mom dies. Marvel vs. Capcom 3: - In Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves, Bentley has to goad Muggshot into a fight as part of a plan. South Park: The Fractured but Whole also contains one from Classi (with an 'I' and a little dick that hangs off the 'C' which fucks the shit out of the A-S-S) given to a gang of Italian mobsters.
Then he insults Kirk's mom directly. Eddie: When a bystander harangues one of her players this way, Whoopi Goldberg's character knees him in the groin, despite the fact that she's been haranguing the players herself for most of the movie. A few in Bulletstorm: Rell: Does everything you touch turn into shit? In Balto, Steele's first onscreen round of bullying the title character, a Wolf-Dog, climaxes with him saying, "I have a message for your mother, " and then mockingly howling. A commercial for Dead Space 2 had the tagline, "Your mom hates this! Things To Say To Your Mom To Make Her Smile. A variant is used in a commercial for "Chiclets" gum, with "your Sensei" instead of your mom: Karateman 1: Yo' sensei is so fat, he could sell shade! Spidey retorts, "Your mom's washing it for me. " In The Green Mile, Wild Bill Wharton tries a "your wife" variety on a prison guard... who isn't married. Your mother sleeps with cats! In Code Ment, Lloyd does it to his new boss for no apparent reason: Princess Cornelia: Well, it ain't saying much, but Lloyd, you're our top researcher. In The Wise Man's Fear, an ordinary mercenary attempts to pick a fight with Adem mercenary Tempi by suggesting that Tempi's mother was a whore. What to say when someone says your mom is hot. "What do you call a mom who can't draw? "Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was. "
It takes guests with chicks and my mom doesn't count. You know who else likes to polish people's rocks? Can we sit and talk? Curtis is always getting these from the strip's two bullies, Derek and "Onion". If we made a list of the things you've said to me the most, "I can see what you are doing even if I am not watching you, " would be at the top. Ax 'Em features a lengthy sequence consisting entirely of the characters telling each other "yo' mamma" jokes.
In World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria, Taran Zhu intercepts Garrosh Hellscream to stop the orc from releasing a Sealed Evil in a Can. Typing "UR MOM" in Scribblenauts gives you a Zombie. Lilo & Stitch: While trying to capture Stitch in Lilo and Nani's house, Jumba starts arguing with Stitch about why he should just come quietly. Elite Shadow Heavy: Won't work. For that, you don't need to wait for an occasion. Yep, he's talkin' trash... "Iron Adonis Twins? " Foamy of Neurotically Yours provides an excellent, albeit brutal, counter to the "your mom" insult: Foamy: Next time someone says something like, "Yeah? The video for Biz Markie's You Got What I Need opens with Biz and his friends engaged in The Dozens. That's because I killed her! One of two responses an annoyed Dragon of Dojima can give is "I peacocked your mom. " Also in Secret, if you let the Fettucini Flying Brothers argue over who gets to go in the cannon: Alfredo: Your mother wears combat slippers!
Major Payne: "I heard your mama's so fat, she played pool with the planets. You know who else has a meeting in 8? The final question, of course, is "If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she? Sam & Mickey: - After the aforementioned Loophole Abuse in "Career Girl": Barbie: It's not feet. After the game, the insults get petty, culminating in: "Your mom can't dunk! Has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?
In Heavy Metal 2000, Tyler makes this insult toward the leader of the lizardmen to challenge him to a fight. ", and ARIA says: Hey! How do I impress my mom? Later covered by Poison. Scout: Pop Quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death?... As Mother's Day approaches, you might be in search of some heartfelt Mother's Day poems and quotes that celebrate a mom's role or maybe even some special Bible verses about Mom. Tyler: Your mother's a Hectarian whore's handbag! Stephen King's novella The Body has several "your mom" insults: "Your mother blows dead rats! The Christmas Special. Lift with the legs, Bobby! You know who else had the better end zone dance? Garfield has several G-rated versions: - When Garfield stands on the talking scale: Scale: Let me put it this way... Have you ever considered a career as a river barge?
Ezio does this often in Assassin's Creed II, and may even mean some literally. Another great way to thank her is by letting her know you care for her.