What are you teenagers doing with your lives? Upon the effigy's completion, Homestar mistakes it for the actual King of Town. Can you let me out, please? Non-fool: "Why do you waste your time with that incredibly stupid shit? In our city, Mr. Bartoff was a big deal. Asking for too much money. "We had an old crank-handled pencil sharpener in the garage. Please share your thoughts in the comments section below as I learn just as much from you as you do from me. One way is to be a pussy like I was and invest in stocks first. Stupid things I’ve done as a teacher. Becoming an out-of-control drunk. Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]. Homestar claims the name of his and Marzipan's shared territory is Homezipan instead of Marzistar. "Nah, man, you're hearing things.
In the Easter egg, he eats a kazoo. Now I have a $10k+ a year accountant but the financial benefits are at least ten times that. 10 stupid things: - Having crucial conversations on email. How some silly things are done crossword. Homestar continues his bread sing-a-longs at night, oblivious to Marzipan glued to Homsar. Homestar mistakes Marzipan possessed by Lady Crate Ape for Marzipan having an episode, leading him to halfheartedly trying to agree with whatever she's saying and then insulting her for missing him with a crate. Feel free to edit this as if it were a main namespace page. 79 Seconds Left — Homestar and Strong Sad pour water on their knees for fun.
Life would be better if you just stopped doing stupid things. As "The Homestar Runner and the Bathyscaphe: A Lurid Tale of Underwater Intrigue and Underwater Pants". I'm Homestar Runner!... Homestar thinks Strong Bad's "Quit it! " "Maybe if we observe stupid actions of others, then it may make us less likely to make mistakes ourselves. "I used a pocket knife as a screwdriver. Yo dawg, you see jebediah stick that candle in his dick last night? Explore things that seem stupid. Stupid things to make. Homestar repeats everything that comes through his headset, allowing Strong Bad to rig up the Drive-Thru Whale with an antennae to ruin his performance. When Marzipan points out it was like the King of Town wanted to give up, Homestar misses the hint that something's up. But this is a dangerous expectation. Mr. Poofers Must Die — Homestar's attempt to tell a scary story goes so wrong it ends up with characters trying to continue the story spouting Homestar-esque word salads instead. But this is the best idea you've ever had!
Marzipan implies this sort of thing is a regular occurrence. Advertisement: Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Homestar, despite living on his own and apparently being an adult, still sticks to Clapping Party instead of the "Rated M for Mature" titles. I carefully boxed it with several copies of my no-publisher book.
Not becoming oil-independent in America when we have the resources and means to do so. Homestar thinks that Tito the Tophaticent is a great new invention and an amazing undersea epic. He's our national bold! He expects the original ending to take place. "Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Days later Lehman Brothers on Wall Street collapsed.
H/t Jules Suzdaltsev for the inspiration. Are you running a health club? Homestar is tricked into drinking 147 glasses of melonade by The Cheat and Strong Mad in an attempt to get him to drop out of the contest. Homestar mistakes Strong Bad exclamation of "Horse Gibblets" for the name of Strong Bad's filthy sack, F-Sack. Homestar ends the hremail cheerily singing about bathing in Melonade and how it stings his skin. Email sbemail 206 — Strong Bad and Homestar Runner discuss April Fools on the internet. Strong Bad figures out Homestar swallowed his lucky quarter when Coach Z bet him he couldn't catch it in his mouth, Homestar denies it. This page checks to see if it's really you sending the requests, and not a robot. "But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet! Stupid Things People Have Done to Their Homes. Homestar plans on opening Homestar Dinoland, apparently another drawer. Give us a three-armed hug! Decade-old book spoiler alert?
They have a hard time accepting feedback. By Coronabeer August 11, 2011. by N April 3, 2004. Strong Bad Talking Plush — One of the 15 voice lines turns out to be from Homestar, who believed he was voicing a talking Homestar Plush. Homestar proceeds to pick Pom Pom for his team multiple times, leaving Strong Bad with the rest of the cast. I wouldn't take back any of my mistakes. "No way, Unckie Strong Bad, you guys have shown me the light! YARN | If I told you all the stupid things I've done | Darius Rucker - If I Told You | Video clips by quotes | 55782eb2 | 紗. Email enviroment — Homestar keeps thinking he's about to win the game he's playing, despite not having a cartridge in the machine. Homestar calls out "Sonic" instead of "tails" as the coin flips. The first was during my early 20s as a DJ.
Duct tape compression fittings. That's pretty sweet. Who are they fooling with this fix? 0 — "Oh, hey, Marzipan! Mark my words, every game that comes out from now until the end of time will also come out on the Ouya". Stupid people doing stupid things. I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe! Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that. Having met a few successful people and a few folks who haven't gotten there yet, I am convinced that the gleaming mountain of success is not shiny at all. Homestar attempts to eat said lotion before he's interrupted. Email army — "All right, maggot! Homestar passes off Marzipan telling him to get out of her kitchen as a positive review. Homestar once used Strong Bad's light musket to stir his tea. Room darkens} Again with the a.
The only real people on Homestar's Draft Wheel are himself and Coach Z, the rest being kitchen appliances and Li'l Brudder. "Man, Mr. Umpire, you sure have a funny way of pronouncing — Homestar Runner's team wins! Someone will say something to you that seems stupid. They actually laughed at my pitiful attempt to self-publish. What Happened: Male high school students in California decide to draft their prom dates, NFL style. Email magic trick — Strong Bad puts on a magic show to saw Homestar in half. This thing is gonna change your life! What Happened: A teenager wanted to take a selfie by a train, but instead he got kicked in the head by the conductor. Oh, I mean, I brought you this veggie burger.
It might be what you need to hear. When he lied *to the CIA* about the number of people at his inauguration. They simply course-correct and never quit. Strong Bad tricks Homestar into thinking he sent him to Marzipan's with Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts. It's revealed that Homestar's message is actually him standing near the answering machine blathering, to the shock of Strong Sad. So, if we are right, then finding something stupid may make us upset, but also a bit smarter in our actions. The trick isn't to avoid risk, it's to make smart risks. "Yeah, it's pretty legit. When he said he was waiting for "EASY D. ". Homestar forgets the words to the Strong Badia National Anthem as they sink. "Hey, Strong Sad, Batman. Homestar claims this is exactly what he thought the game would be and doesn't know why he agreed to it.
Oh, the joys of custom remodeling. Homestar forgets that the website is a Flash Cartoon website from 2002.