A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. A short while later one of the locals gets up, throws $20 into the drum and walks out the back. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. Write please turn over on both sides of the paper! Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. Familiar with the trope that was generally delivered by whomever had witnessed my fuck up, I opened my mouth to beat them to the punch with "you gotta take it easy on the blonde girl on her first day. " Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? Whether you've got natural platinum locks or have a standing appointment with your stylist every six to eight weeks, these blonde jokes are guaranteed to make you chuckle. "Thanks for the refill! Walked into a bar joke. So she creeps up and snatches one. 3 ladies are celebrating in a bar.. 3 blondes are celebrating in a bar. A: Under "Home Improvements. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. 2 blondes are checking a car.
One of them asks the other, "what do you think is further, the moon or Florida? " Eye contact from interested parties lingered, as if what were special and important about me could be discerned from there rather than from my measurements. No, you dumbass, he doesn't eat meat. Because she was raking up the leaves! 2 blondes walk into a bar joke blog. So I was sat on my porch one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the end of the street. Do you guys have a fire downtown? So one of the girls says: "no we're not, we'll prove it!
Three women are about to be executed. "I think you're wasting your time, sir. A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie! " He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be? "
This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things. One man couldn't control his curiosity and asked the blondes why they were digging and filling holes pointlessly, to which one replied: "Well, there was supposed to be another one of us planting saplings before we fill the holes, but she couldn't come so we'll have to make do without her. A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants. 2 blondes walk into a bar joke of the day. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar. " After the blondes settle down and order their drinks, the bartender finally asked "What are you all celebrating?
No one better cross her, I bet they'll regret it! How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? The blonde said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is. The former blonde asked. Okay, Blonde Joke 232. 40 Blonde Jokes You Should Probably Never Say Out Loud. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a bartender goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating?? Make your silly little comments. "I m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day… we aren't terribly busy. They are easier to keep amused. A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer! One of them would dig the holes, and the other would fill them up. So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The bartender says that they have the same donkey still out the back and seeing as he had made it laugh, the deal was you now had to make it cry but it was a 50 not a 20. Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L? " Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? "You re finished already? Blondes walk into a bar you'd think one of them would see it. " The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away. " Cop: Do you know where you were going? Is there anything I can do to help? " Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
She said, "They're for my friends who don't drink. To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Two blondes were walking through the woods when... - Unijokes.com. 1st blonde: Look guys, deer tracks! Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence? When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection! The first one insisted they were rabbit prints, while the second blond was certain they were made by a raccoon. "From the picture on the box, I d guess it's a tiger, " replied the blonde.
A: To get chocolate milk. Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Now if you're lucky, when you get home and can't find what's wrong, you may have a friend or loved one that sits you down and says, "Baby, it's not you. A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. The other blonde says Ok, well hurry because it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down! Blonde: Easier than what? "Because that's a microwave. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. Been going ten years so far. A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve! They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Dumb blondes like that one give the rest of us a bad name! At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The blonde yells back, "What's the number? Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break… It takes too long to retrain her afterwards! Why do blondes drive BMWs? Ohhh I get it, the horse's name was Friday. One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door. It said "concentrate" on it!
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? After a brief silence, a shot rings out, then the blonde's voice comes back on the line. How did the blonde burn her nose? When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms. There was nothing in it. The blonde woman wasnt listening to the genie so she went down shouting weeeeeee.