Don't go so fast your gaurdian angel can't keep up. As a result, over the years he always had a bunch of sayings for his kids that were pretty old-timey. Tighter than a mouses ear. From: The Fooles Troupe. You will be responsible for all return shipping charges. Lower than whale crap at the bottom of the ocean! He's handier than a pocket on a shirt. Hotter than a two peckered billy goat. Up here, we have, It's hotter than two squirrels fucking in a wool sock.
Any other facts or theories regarding the origin will be appreciated! I have that one hanging on my toolbox at my dayjob, I hate the place, it has sucked my will to live, lolol):help::wasntme: The great Grandpa that hated snakes is a funny one! I'm a hair off your arse.
My version of that is, "does howdy doody have wooden balls". Elite can amend promotional conditions for any gift with purchase, gift card or coupon code promotion at any time and without prior announcement. As a crow flys.......... Didnt happen without pictures:)Sorry wrong post. Don't let so much reality in your life that there is no room for dreamin. Treat everyone fairly and with respect. "The cow is out of the barn. Team Angry Goat Patch Large –. God willing and the creek dont rise.
I'm always asked if I'm southern, it throws people off when I tell them I was mostly raised in KY, WV and OH. Shut the front door!!! Slicker than boiled slice okra. Please determine that you are fully satisfied with your purchase prior to mounting it to a weapon. Don't squat on 'yer spurs! "Boy do you know why you missed that calf? Im sure im forgetting plenty that we said but here are a few and add on the ones that you like.... Three pecker billy goat. ; worthless as tits on a boar hog.
"Dont make no sense, it's like wipin before you poop". Is a frog s *** watertight? If i felt any better i would have to be twins. Ate up from the ground up. Dont let the screen door hit you in the arse on the way out. Champagne taste and a beer budget! Busier than a vacuum cleaner in a dirt factory. Ive never been a farm hand, but I have been around my share of goats and such.
Don't worry about bitin off more than you can chew cause your mouth is bigger than you think. I don't think this one's old timey but I usually use it when someone asks me how I'm doing. " My grandad told me one time when we were sittin' on the veranda at Vermajo Park Ranch "Out of the 100 toughest men in the world, I'm probably 97 or 98. And my personal favorites are: it's always better to be pi**ed off then pi**ed on. "acting like a bitch in heat". Hot as a Three Peckered Billy Goat. Footwear may be returned as long as they have not been worn outside, scuffed, polished or show any other signs of use. Or you might try boyfriend or girlfriend to get words that can mean either one of these (e. g. bae). Rough as -rs-holes and twice as dirty! Cows are laying down=fish are not biting! Why buy the cow when the milks free?? Got a Grand parents (Dad's side) were from backwoods Alabama, and were FULL of 'em.
That fella was flashing a wad of cash that would choke a Brahman (Bremmer)Bull! Was talking to a fellow at work. It will feel better when it quits hurtin. Sticks out like a **** in a punchbowl. Three Peckered Billy Goat® Coffee –. You can't soar with the Eagles if you're hootin with the owls. It makes perfect sense. I'll slap you nekked and hid yo clothes! Its cause you were looking off like a dog F_ing". One of my favorites from a coach... the 6 P's. "That boy dumber than a box of hair".
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